Lego Bible Porn

God's sexiest teachings in 3D.

You thought that bible porn could go no further? Bible porn meet lego, lego – I’d like you to meet bible porn.

Samson and the prostitute

Read cold the bible reads like the kind of script Max Hardcore would reject on grounds of taste. Browsing The Brick Testamant offers up all the rape, incest and prostitution any deviant could desire. I’d focus on the old testament, angry God was more fun than hippy jesus.

I know this isn’t supposed to be arousing but what’s a guy to do faced with such wanton hairless blockiness?

(via FeedMeCoolShit – thanks Johnny)

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